Once upon a day, just like every other day, there was a girl called Bianca. Bee, as her friends used to call her, was a typical teenager: anti-parents, anti-school, anti-couples-that-kiss-just-to-show-off-how-spectcular-they-are-because-they-have-intercours, anti-nice-people, anti-Bush and most of all anti-anything-that’s-ordinary. On the contrary, she loved retro-stuff like her yellow bike with a black basket and her curly dark brown hair.
Scene 1
Bee talks to her friends, in the cafeteria.
Bee: Hey guys. Wanna go and freak out Miss Sunshine with fake cockroaches?
Valerie: Hi Bee. Sure, she’ll throw up her lunch anyway.
Bee: Are you ok Rich?
Richard: Who cares?
Bee: Hm…yeah, you’re right. C’mon.
Scene 2
(1 month, 2 weeks, 3 hours and 45 minutes later)
Bee: F**k argh huge F**K!
Bee dials up Valerie’s number.
Bee: Val?
Valerie: Bee?
Bee: Sit and listen. Ready?
Valerie: Yeah.
Bee: I’m pregnant.
Valerie: What?!?
Bee: And I’m 5 times sure it’s positive.
Valerie: I’ll meet you in like (pause) 4 minutes.
Bee hangs up the phone and goes to the front balcony.
Scene 3
3 minutes later Valerie arrives.
Valerie: Oh my god! Is it Rich’s?
Bee: Na, Angelina asked Brad Pitt for another baby and they gave me 5 million bucks to give birth.
Valerie: OH MY GOD Bee! What you gonna do?
Bee: Je, let me think, rewind? I’m gonna deal with it. What else?
Valerie: Well… One out of two: or you end it before any one notices it or… you give birth to the brat in the middle of an Arctic Monkeys’ gig…I don’t know…
Bee: Yeah that’s an idea… gosh, I don’t know, I’m like 15…
Anyway, it’s better not to tell Rich, he’ll commit suicide.
Valerie: Na, don’t worry about that, he’d probably fail and hit his pet rat. You know you have to tell him, right?
Bee says goodbye to Val and leaves riding her bike.
Scene 4
Bee: Hey.
Richard: Hi Bee. What’s up?
Bee: Got something to tell ya.
Richard: What?
Bee: Congratulations dude, you’re gonna be a teen dad.
Richard: Wha-what?
Bee: I’m…like…pregnant you know? You’ll receive this tiny package all the way from Paris in about…8 months.
Richard: Are you sure?
Bee: Na, I’m just guessin’. YEAH, I’m freakin’ sure!
Richard: Now, what are we gonna do?
Bee: Dunno. I’m hungry, let’s go to the moll and grab some food.
Richard: K, but… then what?
Scene 5
(3 and half hours later)Bee was 7 years older than MacMike and 2 years younger than Kara Yoko. The 5 members of the Green Family were having dinner and watching TV when…
Bee: Mom, Dad…
MacMike: Shut up Bug, I’m watchin’ this. Auch, mom she’s kickin’ me.
Mother: Bianca, stop kickin’ your brother!
The 4 heads were glued at the TV show when Bee drops the bomb right in the middle of the dining table.Bee: Folks, I’m pregnant. Congratulations.
4 heads were still glued at the TV, chewing the bomb.Mother: Bee, I wanna scream…but I’m still hoping that you’re joking.
Father: Calm down honey, of course she’s joking. Child, don’t play with your mother!
Bee: It’s not a joke, but if it makes you feel better, it’s kinda funny since it’s not Kara who’s pregnant, to everyone’s surprise.
Kara Yoko: Hey!
MacMike: Ahaha! You’re gonna be so grounded.
Bee: M&M, you’re so going to lose your room.
…::: To Be Continued :::…