Possible title: Bee Pregnant

Once upon a day, just like every other day, there was a girl called Bianca. Bee, as her friends used to call her, was a typical teenager: anti-parents, anti-school, anti-couples-that-kiss-just-to-show-off-how-spectcular-they-are-because-they-have-intercours, anti-nice-people, anti-Bush and most of all anti-anything-that’s-ordinary. On the contrary, she loved retro-stuff like her yellow bike with a black basket and her curly dark brown hair.


Scene 1

Bee talks to her friends, in the cafeteria.


Bee: Hey guys. Wanna go and freak out Miss Sunshine with fake cockroaches?

Valerie: Hi Bee. Sure, she’ll throw up her lunch anyway.

Bee: Are you ok Rich?

Richard: Who cares?

Bee: Hm…yeah, you’re right. C’mon.


Scene 2

(1 month, 2 weeks, 3 hours and 45 minutes later)


Bee: F**k argh huge F**K!

Bee dials up Valerie’s number.

Bee: Val?

Valerie: Bee?

Bee: Sit and listen. Ready?

Valerie: Yeah.

Bee: I’m pregnant.

Valerie: What?!?

Bee: And I’m 5 times sure it’s positive.

Valerie: I’ll meet you in like (pause) 4 minutes.

Bee hangs up the phone and goes to the front balcony.

Scene 3

3 minutes later Valerie arrives.


Valerie: Oh my god! Is it Rich’s?

Bee: Na, Angelina asked Brad Pitt for another baby and they gave me 5 million bucks to give birth.

Valerie: OH MY GOD Bee! What you gonna do?

Bee: Je, let me think, rewind? I’m gonna deal with it. What else?

Valerie: Well… One out of two: or you end it before any one notices it or… you give birth to the brat in the middle of an Arctic Monkeys’ gig…I don’t know…

Bee: Yeah that’s an idea… gosh, I don’t know, I’m like 15…
Anyway, it’s better not to tell Rich, he’ll commit suicide.

Valerie: Na, don’t worry about that, he’d probably fail and hit his pet rat. You know you have to tell him, right?


Bee says goodbye to Val and leaves riding her bike.

Scene 4

Bee: Hey.

Richard: Hi Bee. What’s up?

Bee: Got something to tell ya.

Richard: What?

Bee: Congratulations dude, you’re gonna be a teen dad.

Richard: Wha-what?

Bee: I’m…like…pregnant you know? You’ll receive this tiny package all the way from Paris in about…8 months.

Richard: Are you sure?

Bee: Na, I’m just guessin’. YEAH, I’m freakin’ sure!

Richard: Now, what are we gonna do?

Bee: Dunno. I’m hungry, let’s go to the moll and grab some food.

Richard: K, but… then what?



Scene 5

(3 and half hours later)

Bee was 7 years older than MacMike and 2 years younger than Kara Yoko. The 5 members of the Green Family were having dinner and watching TV when…


Bee: Mom, Dad…

MacMike: Shut up Bug, I’m watchin’ this. Auch, mom she’s kickin’ me.

Mother: Bianca, stop kickin’ your brother!


The 4 heads were glued at the TV show when Bee drops the bomb right in the middle of the dining table.


Bee: Folks, I’m pregnant. Congratulations.


4 heads were still glued at the TV, chewing the bomb.


Mother: Bee, I wanna scream…but I’m still hoping that you’re joking.

Father: Calm down honey, of course she’s joking. Child, don’t play with your mother!

Bee: It’s not a joke, but if it makes you feel better, it’s kinda funny since it’s not Kara who’s pregnant, to everyone’s surprise.

Kara Yoko: Hey!

MacMike: Ahaha! You’re gonna be so grounded.

Bee: M&M, you’re so going to lose your room.



…::: To Be Continued :::…